Howie: There's a flaw in your plan, Vampire. I can just SKIP the festival and everyone will still think I'm a werewolf.
Vampire: That's true, but you'll also be the most HATED werewolf in town.
Howie: How do you figure?
Vampire: Ta-da! (Holds up a newspaper with the headline: "Local werewolf to donate giant pumpkin to orphans; Highlight of festival, says committee."
Vampire: You're also cutting the ribbon on the new children's hospital with your big werewolf teeth.
Howie: What an honour.